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{{Item|icon = Letter|type = Unique|weight = 0|description = Hoo boy, did I get myself in a mess! First off, I spilt my veggie bowl on noble Yoshinaga's robes, managed to hightail it across the sands all the way to Stack with a trail of angry samurai on my back. Then! Then I only go and speak to the high priest 'before being spoken to', and, boy, he was not happy with me. 

I tried to hightail it out of Stack at that point, but tore my rags on the Phoenix' statue and bore my 'heinous udders' for all to see. Honestly, at that point, I was pretty irritated at having my sweet greenfruits referred to as udders, so I stuck 'em the middle finger and yelled every curseword under the sun. I got thrown in a prison cage and conveniently broken out by a fellow ninja inmate two weeks later. But how could I live easy with two of the most powerful world factions hating my guts, you ask? Well, I did what I do whenever I need something fixed. I paid a guy in a bar to make my problems go away. 

Anyway, what's my point in this long-winded story? My point, friend, is that no matter what kind of bad day you're having, all problems can be solved!... With money. Otherwise you're pretty screwed. 

So here it is, a directory I've compiled of all faction pacifiers and their locations for when you're having that particularly bad day week:

Holy Nation Pacifier: Shark<br>
Traders Guild Pacifier: Blister Hill<br>
Shek Kingdom Pacifier: World's End<br>
United Cities Pacifier: Lagoon<br>
Slave Traders: Stoat<br>
Hounds Pacifier: Hub<br>
Flotsam Pacifier: Squin<br>
Anti Slaver Pacifier: Mud Town

Good luck, troublemaker.<br>
Yara}}
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